JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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