she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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