...so i touched it.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I want her autograph on my taint
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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