Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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