My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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