But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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