drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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