I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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