i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Randomize
