I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We were destined to go to rehab together
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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