Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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