she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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