Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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