if i can run in heels then i can drive
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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