You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I party with great urgency now.
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