Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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