I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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