they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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