so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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