What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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