dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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