My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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