Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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