allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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