i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
this beer tastes like vomit already
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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