I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Non-Jews are for practice
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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