Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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