he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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