I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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