My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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