Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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