I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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