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• (907): View more from Alaska

  He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's always exciting to touch a new boob.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?

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• (914): View more from New York

  They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"

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  At least you got your shooes

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls

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