with your own penis?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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