To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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