We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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