We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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