Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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