maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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