If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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