come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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