hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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