How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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