debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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