dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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