For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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