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Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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