once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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