But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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