are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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