I wish life had little blips of pornography
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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