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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives