You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza