So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just wanna be euthanized