this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
false alarm. still invincible.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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