This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I'm always down for nudity.
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