He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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