is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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