I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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