she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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